If you plan on enjoying your evening, I recommend that you do not ram a deer with your car. Really. Truly.
I did not follow that advice. Last weekend as we drove home from a family gathering, a deer jumped into the road directly in front of the car.
There was nothing I could do. There was not enough time to stop. Swerving would have put me in the lane of oncoming traffic, or the ditch. So I hit the deer.
As you can imagine, the evening went downhill from there. I won’t bore you with all the details: the ...